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Post by Pandorica on Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:55 pm

Here you can quote some best, funniest, weirdest, or most epic-fail-est posts ever to be seen on mythsalive!

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Pandorica on Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:09 pm

Mystic wrote:THIS ticks me off. Who in their right mind would-- I looked up. I saw a dragon with glimmering white teeth, rock solid tail, and claws like daggers. I flap. My world becomes a flurry of flinging feathers as I roll around, shocked on the sand. I finally gather some sence and take off running. But not flying.

AMBER TOOOOTALLY SPAZZED OUT WHEN SANDY COVERED UP THE SUN.

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Pandorica on Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:44 pm

Willow wrote:**Little pickles run over and beat this character with a stick until it's dead**
Oh, well, guess I'll have to delete this topic.

Dude, that was my charrie that never got approved. I KILLED it before it was APPROVED!!!

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Pandorica on Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:24 am

Willow wrote:I walk in and die.

Taht was my old charrie

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Magic Pi on Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:26 am

LOL

Willow wrote:Sleeping, Weeping, Sand is Fleeping, Meeping, Deeping, I like PIE! Spamming, Wamming, Jelly and Jamming, Spamming is fun and I like PIE!
Chourus: OH, WE LIKE PIE! WE ALSO LIKE TO RHYME, BUT PIE AND RHYME DON'T RHYME, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TIME!

I deleted this, but had to post it here.

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Whose speed was far faster than light.
She went out one day,
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Whale + Toast = Cactus

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Do not annoy the writer. She will put you in a book and kill you.

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Post by Magic Pi on Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:16 pm

I was walking into a room. I grabbed the doorknob, but forgot to turn it, so I smacked into the door.

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There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light.
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!
Whale + Toast = Cactus

~Please~
Do not annoy the writer. She will put you in a book and kill you.

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Brazzlegirl on Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:46 pm

brazzlegirl wrote:I TRIPLE die

Me and serpent were having a dying contest (i have no idea why)

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Magic Pi on Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:47 pm

If your charrie dies, well, then, that character is sort of dead. I hope you crossed them off in your character list.

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Whose speed was far faster than light.
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!
Whale + Toast = Cactus

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Do not annoy the writer. She will put you in a book and kill you.

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Brazzlegirl on Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:15 am

Willow wrote:"IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND IRELAND..." I get on the ground and start doing the worm.

My head grows to the size of a grape and my eyes pop out. "HEY NOMMA NOMMA HEY NOMMA NOMMA"

I'm surprised this post didn't get deleted!

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Pandorica on Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:16 am

It's like some of those other posts that don't break site rules, but don't not stab logic, either... mainly on the topic smallish-forest place or wahtever...

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Post by Brazzlegirl on Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:18 am

LOL I love those topics.

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Brazzlegirl on Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:46 pm

DaughterOfZeus120 wrote:I swim onto land then scream.
"THE LACK OF BAGELS... I CANT LIVE!"
I then die...
I don't know if I should delete this quote. I told DoZ if her charrie dies, it's dead but in case it needs to be deleted I'm posting it here cause it's pretty funny Very Happy Laughing

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Re: Best/Funniest/Weirdest most EPIC FAIL-est posts ever!

Post by Piper on Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:16 pm

[19:11:00] Piper : BEING ALONE IS LIKE CALLING SOMEONE ON A TELEPHONE.

[19:11:19] Piper : OR EATING A MELTED ICE CREAM CONE.

[19:11:33] Piper : wait ice cream cones cant melt....

[19:12:20] Willow has been disconnected on Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 19:12 (session timeout).

[19:12:31] Piper : NOW I AM ALL ALONE!.

[19:12:45] Piper : LIKE A LONELY SAXAPHONE.

[19:12:53] Piper : PLAYING JAZZ ALL ALONE.

[19:13:10] Piper : LIKE A PIANO WHO CANT KEEP THE NOTES.

[19:13:21] Piper : OR A CHIUHAHUHA STUCK IN A TOTE.

[19:14:34] Piper : OR SABRINA WITHOUT HER PUCK.

[19:14:49] Piper : OR A DUCK WHO IS STUCK.

[19:15:07] Piper : OR JELLY WITHOUT PEANUT BUTTER.

[19:15:21] Piper : OR A KID WHO STUTTERS.

[19:15:44] Piper : I AM ALL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!.



Its not a post, its a song I made while on the chatbox, all alone

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Post by Brazzlegirl on Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:16 pm

Willow wrote:"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!"

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Post by Pandorica on Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:35 pm

LOLOL. it goes on for AGES!

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Post by Pandorica on Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:00 pm

I burst in running at the speed of a herd of marzipan pigs, throwing my face everywhere. And everyone is like WHA, WHA?"
Adn I'm like "WHA, WHA?"
Adn we're all like "WHA, WHA,"
and everyone's like WHA WHA, WHAAAAA.
So we all put on some rainbow awesome and were stomping and clapping in circles, just like the pineapples from the planet jupiter, yelling nonsense into the sky until it raiend jello.
PURPLE JELLO.W
This... THIS CANOT BE i thought and then i thought a thought that was a htougtful thought. and then waoiehgawoie;haegiawehg;oaeghaewhiaweHI;OHAEGO;IEHW;OIAWEH;GOIWEHO;AIEHG;OAWEHG
this means THIS
EMAEHASN.

that was... my post in the museum. Here's another:


I grab my toast, throw it across the universe, and instantly a chorus of pineapples appears out of the planet mars.
"Oh, we've got toast," sang one, and the others marched in circles clapping and stomping.
"YES WE'VE GOT TOAST!"
"Oh, we've got to-o-oast,"
"YEAH TOASTY TOAST!"
"AND IT WAS TOASTED IN A TOASTY TOASTER SO IT'S NICE AND TOASTY TOAST-OAST-OAAAASTTTT!!!!!"

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Post by Brazzlegirl on Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:02 pm

I knew this would end up here....strange how some of our posts are deathly serious and others are.........well......that.
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this is like the symbol for this topic XD

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