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Pineapple Jam

Post by Pandorica on Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:33 pm

A story written by me and four other people.
WILLOW
It's a lot more fun in the movies, you know, escaping from the orphanage. You can start a brand new life, full of adventure... no boundaries, no ties holding you back, y'know?
Yeah. What the movies don't tell you is the pounding rain and lightning, with your hair hanging in front of your face so you can't see a thing, just hoping that the next step you take doesn't leave you sprawled on the slick cement. Carefully I put one foot in front of the other. I could barely see the curb- I was almost to a warehouse, I could get shelter there- but I took one wrong step.
And ended up in the sewers.
Other person
It was very wet and stinky down there. I remember my stalker pineapple- maybe he could hep me up. I called my stalker pineapple. "Stalker pineapple, yoo hoo!" He didn't answer. I started to sweat. "Stalker Pineapple!" I called with more urgency. He didn't answer. I suddenly noticed that he was dead and had dropped into the sewers with me. I started to sob. It was raining, and the sewers were getting full.
Other person
Suddenly (yet again,) I noticed that if I swam up then I would live.
1 Hour Later...
I finally grasped the top of the sewer lid and opened it to only find a whole army of stalker pineapples. They were VERY mad. The biggest one of all was as big as my head. I started to sing.
"What a lovely bunch of stalker pineapples, dee-dee-lee-dee, there they are all standing in rows... big ones, small ones, some (like this one) as big as my head!"
"STOP THAT SINGING!" The one as-big-as-my-head screamed.
"You shall not pass!" He screeched again. I thought to myself 'Isn't that from Lord of the Rings?'
Other person
"Well, maybe I want to pass," I told the pineapple as-big-as-my-head. "I want to go home."
"No! You will not, shall not, can not, pass us!" Remarked the pineapple loudly. "PINEAPPLES, ATTACK!"
Soon millions of pineapples were swarming over me. They bounced off my head, knocked into my arms and legs, beat into my stomach and back, and nibbled on my fingers and toes!
Turns out they were not only stalker pineapples, they were KILLER PINEAPPLES!!!
Other person
"Ow! Hold on," I said to a pineapple whacking my gut. "I have come to the conclusion that pineapples DON'T TALK." The pineapples gasped, but they didn't, because they couldn't. [Here comes the bizarre part]
Then they were jam. Raspberry jam. "I really am in a jam!" They didn't say.
Then I was jam. Then the sewer was jam. Then the world was jam. Then the solar system was jam. Then the galaxy was jam. Then all the other galaxies were jam. Then the universe was jam, and everything was jam.
But not Alex.

THE END.

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Post by Brazzlegirl on Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:15 pm

HECK YES! The end has lots of inside jokes, but when DOESN'T something that you and Magic Pi write have inside jokes? Very Happy I love it, I love the STALKER PINEAPPLES!

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Post by Magic Pi on Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:30 pm

LOLOLOL. I DIED laughing. BAHAHAHAHA
"I really am in a jam!" They didn't say.

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Re: Pineapple Jam

Post by Pandorica on Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:31 am

I know, I couldn't stop laughing when I uploaded this. =]

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Post by Brazzlegirl on Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:38 am

I DREW STALKER PINEAPPLES IN MY NOTEBOOK!

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Post by Pandorica on Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:40 am

YEAYAYAYHA I WANNA SEE THEM!

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Post by Brazzlegirl on Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:44 am

Very Happy they're scary...

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